funerals - I'm sorry about your loss; I gotta say though...you look hot in black!
ER - Wow, your friend was really bleeding a lot. It's really hard to get a cab home this time of night and I have a car; why don't we exchange numbers and I'll pick you up later - after your friend regains consciousness, of course.
You will see me alone a lot. I go to dinner and coffee shops alone and concerts. I am dating myself a lot lately. I got glammed up and went to see Gilberto Gil. It was beautiful and magical and there was an empty seat next to me - the other women kept looking over at me perhaps thinking either that my date stood me up or that I was dating Gil. Either way, it's all good.